Love in time of the Cholera
Another day with not much to do. Waiting for my boss to call to tell me where to go next.. Went to Kalamaki beach to work on my tan a bit...as my mind wandered, deep thoughts were being thought. I even tried talking to a bird that circulated around me for 10 minutes (It turns out I can't communicate with animals..which I should know by the way after 7 years with the same guy..anyhow) The book I was reading got boring (Henning MAnkell is overrated for sure)I undertook a very shallow task.. but first I have to tell you the background to this activity of total superficiality...
My BF is obsessed wih cellulites I have realized. He can't stand to see cellulites on a girl. Especially not a young one. I don't understand him. I always thought some cellulites were female and quite sexy. He doesn't. He gets angry when he sees a 23 year old girl with cellulites. Like she is destroyed. I mean geezuz. What I cant help to think is how he could take the chance of getting together with me before he knew if I had cellulites or not. Since he did it must mean he really loves me for who I am then and not judged by how smooth my butt is. (mental note to ask him about that btw...) He was lucky. Im still cellulitefree 7 years later. I wonder what he will do when I reach 30 in a bout 4 years and they no longer can be avoided? I guuess I have to start thinking about finding another man then :P
So, thinking about my mans obsession with these female taints, I decided to do a small experiment. I checked out the asses of the female passers by, focusing on the ones I beleived to be between 20 and 30 years of age. Checking for cellulites or no Cellulites. As you assume It took quite a while to gather a statisticcally reliable crowd...since mostly middle aged foreign couples and elderly Greeks visit Kalamaki beach on a weekday.
My experiment showed some astonishing facts. Out of 13 women( after that I got bored) only 3 of them had no sign of cellulites what so ever!! The others has very visible cellulites on ass and thighs. My conclusion is that cellulites are natural and not having any is maybe due to a defect gene. If a woman doesn't have cellulites it probably means she is lacking something else, maybe something essential..or more essential to men anyway..use your imagination. Because another conclusion from my observation was that the ones without cellulites didn't exactly shop large cup bras so to speak. So I guess If you are a guy you have to choose between the Plauge and the Cholera in this matter. My man has chosen for sure. Luckily he chose LOVE and Cholera.
My BF is obsessed wih cellulites I have realized. He can't stand to see cellulites on a girl. Especially not a young one. I don't understand him. I always thought some cellulites were female and quite sexy. He doesn't. He gets angry when he sees a 23 year old girl with cellulites. Like she is destroyed. I mean geezuz. What I cant help to think is how he could take the chance of getting together with me before he knew if I had cellulites or not. Since he did it must mean he really loves me for who I am then and not judged by how smooth my butt is. (mental note to ask him about that btw...) He was lucky. Im still cellulitefree 7 years later. I wonder what he will do when I reach 30 in a bout 4 years and they no longer can be avoided? I guuess I have to start thinking about finding another man then :P
So, thinking about my mans obsession with these female taints, I decided to do a small experiment. I checked out the asses of the female passers by, focusing on the ones I beleived to be between 20 and 30 years of age. Checking for cellulites or no Cellulites. As you assume It took quite a while to gather a statisticcally reliable crowd...since mostly middle aged foreign couples and elderly Greeks visit Kalamaki beach on a weekday.
My experiment showed some astonishing facts. Out of 13 women( after that I got bored) only 3 of them had no sign of cellulites what so ever!! The others has very visible cellulites on ass and thighs. My conclusion is that cellulites are natural and not having any is maybe due to a defect gene. If a woman doesn't have cellulites it probably means she is lacking something else, maybe something essential..or more essential to men anyway..use your imagination. Because another conclusion from my observation was that the ones without cellulites didn't exactly shop large cup bras so to speak. So I guess If you are a guy you have to choose between the Plauge and the Cholera in this matter. My man has chosen for sure. Luckily he chose LOVE and Cholera.
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