saturday...
I love you like gold..
Was my exact thought when I woke up this morning..
So i decided to show my Man just HOW much I love him like gold on a Saturday..
Decided to some small experimenting in the kitchen and make some super healthy protein pancakes for my hard working, super dieting fitness freak of a man.
Since he won´t go anywhere near any white flour based products or anything with a buttery content these presummer days of working out.. I had to make them super duper healthy!
So I decided to use his Newly purchased 100 Euro Super Whey Protein Powder Supplement.
And you know what? The pancakes..They turned out freaking fabulous!
Here´s how I did it:
2 eggs
2 scoops of protein powder chocolate flaovur
a small pinch of vanilla sugar
some cornflour for texture
0.3 l o% fat condensed milk
0.1 l water
Soursweet Topping:
1 kiwi fruit
5 strawberries
a spoon of honey
All in blender--> soursweet topping
stir it-->whip it--> Heat it--> fry it -->serve
Even Niks dad. Who eats no more than like one skorpa in the morning,,(sorry cant look that up since I´ve used up my 30 search words at tyda.se this week but skorpa is a hard piece of bread,,,like a dried out toast.) liked my protein pancakes so much he ate two of them with honey!
When They where done I decided it was time to go wake my man up so i could share these fantastic cakes with him and make his day before it had even began!
How naive I am as you soon shall see...!
- MOnggoolo! I made you breakfast!
-Im not hungry..
-But they are super duper healthy chocolate pancakes made from protein powder!
-You used my protein powder????!!!!!!!
-just a scoop....
-...That powder is F####G expensive! ...Don´t waste it on your bullshit!
-..but they are really nice, your father loved them...
-f5#4¤&!!!!!!!!!
Ok I get the point.
Never again Protein pancakes on a Saturday. No more love U like Gold on Saturdays...
-Fine; i throw those goddamn pancakes in the rubbish!!
-FINE!
- FINE!!!
-FINE!!!!!!!
door slam.
Hannas Anger MAnagement class part 1:
-Vacum clean one hour. Close to anyone in your family who has worked all weak and just wants to sleep
-DO Chlorine treatment to suspect areas in bathroom and kitchen. accidently "spill" a drop of chlorine on your partners favorite underwear which he so unconsiderly left lying around on the bathroom floor..
-tile scrubbing, 30 minutes. Salts is the enemy...salt attack!Pure anger releasing...
-Cook something, anything..35 minutes.Add SALT!
ANger Management part 2:
-Forgiveness.
-when he crawls up to you..wags his tail..rolls on his back..sticks his tounge out..and says: thanks for the pancakes sweety!
Then Forgiveness is the only thing...

or a fractious man...
Was my exact thought when I woke up this morning..
So i decided to show my Man just HOW much I love him like gold on a Saturday..
Decided to some small experimenting in the kitchen and make some super healthy protein pancakes for my hard working, super dieting fitness freak of a man.
Since he won´t go anywhere near any white flour based products or anything with a buttery content these presummer days of working out.. I had to make them super duper healthy!
So I decided to use his Newly purchased 100 Euro Super Whey Protein Powder Supplement.
And you know what? The pancakes..They turned out freaking fabulous!
Here´s how I did it:
2 eggs
2 scoops of protein powder chocolate flaovur
a small pinch of vanilla sugar
some cornflour for texture
0.3 l o% fat condensed milk
0.1 l water
Soursweet Topping:
1 kiwi fruit
5 strawberries
a spoon of honey
All in blender--> soursweet topping
stir it-->whip it--> Heat it--> fry it -->serve
Even Niks dad. Who eats no more than like one skorpa in the morning,,(sorry cant look that up since I´ve used up my 30 search words at tyda.se this week but skorpa is a hard piece of bread,,,like a dried out toast.) liked my protein pancakes so much he ate two of them with honey!
When They where done I decided it was time to go wake my man up so i could share these fantastic cakes with him and make his day before it had even began!
How naive I am as you soon shall see...!
- MOnggoolo! I made you breakfast!
-Im not hungry..
-But they are super duper healthy chocolate pancakes made from protein powder!
-You used my protein powder????!!!!!!!
-just a scoop....
-...That powder is F####G expensive! ...Don´t waste it on your bullshit!
-..but they are really nice, your father loved them...
-f5#4¤&!!!!!!!!!
Ok I get the point.
Never again Protein pancakes on a Saturday. No more love U like Gold on Saturdays...
-Fine; i throw those goddamn pancakes in the rubbish!!
-FINE!
- FINE!!!
-FINE!!!!!!!
door slam.
Hannas Anger MAnagement class part 1:
-Vacum clean one hour. Close to anyone in your family who has worked all weak and just wants to sleep
-DO Chlorine treatment to suspect areas in bathroom and kitchen. accidently "spill" a drop of chlorine on your partners favorite underwear which he so unconsiderly left lying around on the bathroom floor..
-tile scrubbing, 30 minutes. Salts is the enemy...salt attack!Pure anger releasing...
-Cook something, anything..35 minutes.Add SALT!
ANger Management part 2:
-Forgiveness.
-when he crawls up to you..wags his tail..rolls on his back..sticks his tounge out..and says: thanks for the pancakes sweety!
Then Forgiveness is the only thing...

or a fractious man...
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