6 feet under
I´m sorry, but I am bored. Of people always commenting on my height, I mean, just get over it. yes I am tall. I am 6 feet tall (185). No I do not feel bad about it. And no I do not wear size 42 in shoes.
I have been patient for 13 years (when I was 13 I was already 1,8 m), now at 26 I don't give a flying fuck anymore..
I do understand that it is sensational to see me walk in the street, or to stand next to me in line and feel like a midgit.( If I had a euro every time someone whispered She is 2 meters!, Id be filthy rich) I understand the thrill. I feel the same way when I stand next to an incredibly ugly person, or an incredibly short person. But the difference? I keep my mouth shut. I don't say to you: God! youre ugly for a girl! Do you feel ockward being so ugly? Or shout: Wow, youre short! When you walk by, and Im sure other people do not either.. So lets just accept eachother for what we are ok??
Today, getting souvlaki with a girlfriend the shopkeeper took the freedom to say; "I thought I was tall but when I saw you!..ok man..its alright I told him, for a short person you are tall, so don't worry!" I don't know what the fuck it means but it shut him up..Walking down to the harbour where me and my friend were to enjoy our souvlakia I came up with some more responses to the most typical tall comments, when you shove a fact in my face, Im not gonna treat you as the most intelligent person, which is why I feel it necessary to sink to the same pathetic level as you..therefore, the tacky lowhumored tone in the below comments...now eat it!
"Hey whats the weather like up there?"..WHen you grow up Ill tell you!
"Wow you are tall for a woman" ..Thats because I am really a man! or wow, youre tall for a midgit..
"You should be a basketballplayer"..Why should I, Im making a fortune on modelling..
"Why are you wearing high heels?" To get further away from people like you!
"Damn, how tall are you", To tall for you.
See. what you have made me do people! I mean noone is that badly humored! I had to sink to your pathetic little low life level...so next time..you comment on my six feet, be careful I wont send you six feet under! muahaaa muaahhah
I have been patient for 13 years (when I was 13 I was already 1,8 m), now at 26 I don't give a flying fuck anymore..
I do understand that it is sensational to see me walk in the street, or to stand next to me in line and feel like a midgit.( If I had a euro every time someone whispered She is 2 meters!, Id be filthy rich) I understand the thrill. I feel the same way when I stand next to an incredibly ugly person, or an incredibly short person. But the difference? I keep my mouth shut. I don't say to you: God! youre ugly for a girl! Do you feel ockward being so ugly? Or shout: Wow, youre short! When you walk by, and Im sure other people do not either.. So lets just accept eachother for what we are ok??
Today, getting souvlaki with a girlfriend the shopkeeper took the freedom to say; "I thought I was tall but when I saw you!..ok man..its alright I told him, for a short person you are tall, so don't worry!" I don't know what the fuck it means but it shut him up..Walking down to the harbour where me and my friend were to enjoy our souvlakia I came up with some more responses to the most typical tall comments, when you shove a fact in my face, Im not gonna treat you as the most intelligent person, which is why I feel it necessary to sink to the same pathetic level as you..therefore, the tacky lowhumored tone in the below comments...now eat it!
"Hey whats the weather like up there?"..WHen you grow up Ill tell you!
"Wow you are tall for a woman" ..Thats because I am really a man! or wow, youre tall for a midgit..
"You should be a basketballplayer"..Why should I, Im making a fortune on modelling..
"Why are you wearing high heels?" To get further away from people like you!
"Damn, how tall are you", To tall for you.
See. what you have made me do people! I mean noone is that badly humored! I had to sink to your pathetic little low life level...so next time..you comment on my six feet, be careful I wont send you six feet under! muahaaa muaahhah
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