A price to those of you who reads this post...
Realize on Tuesday night you have an exam on Friday morning. Start reading and making notes of all 500 pages of course litterature within 24 hours. Pretend you dont have a life and no other needs but coffe and nicotine...not even the need to shower..Don´t sleep for more than three hours per night. Study, study, and study the last 48 hours before your exam on friday morning. Take the exam..and kick ass..go out feeling proud of yourself while all the sausagestuffed knowledge is fleeing your brain faster than it ever entered. Try to tell yourself you will "IMPLEMENT" this knowledge in your future career...and you'll do some catch up reading when its time.. Let your mind set on more important things in life, like eyeshadows and perfumes. Spend an hour in the shop smelling those drops of luxury. Decide on the fragrance your future husband will wear on your wedding..to ensure that the weddingbed will be properly used.
Have a sofisticated lunch in Mc Donalds consisting of a chicken burger and a muffin. And concerning the evening..recipe is simple..
Just intoxinate yourself with all the substances you can find..on the top shelf in your kitchen, and in the disounted bevereages section in Netto. Drink it while youre turning up the volume of your stereo to maxiumum let the speakers shout out nostalic 80' s music, paint your lips red. Try on three different pair of jeans and choose the ones where theat"ive gained so much weight while beeing here- fat" is well hidden . Just be as noisy as you can, without concern for the babytwin-family that lives above (time to revenge those bouncing balls on sunday morning) and why should you care about the neighbours?? (the bleached lawkeeper next door) fuck it all, youre leaving here within a week! Set as a goal to get as drunk as possible wiytout puking or falling asleep, and tell yorself that youre doing it because youre a clever business student who got a high mark on her exam, yes justify your actions.
Then, go to a closed christmas party and chainsmoke Marlboro Lights even tho you quit four months ago, rise your shotglass when the crowd does, drink it all at once, and dont make a face... Dance on the living room floor, try not to knock down anything of value in your hosts house...dont care, take a sip of that "black drink" being passed around, and then let everything someone says be interpreted as the answer to the questions of the universe. Choose one person who best represents god, and let everythinh that comes out of his mouth be true. Drink some more, talk about everything and nothing, pose in more pictures than is good for you, because you end up looking like an overweight sweaty thing in most of them anyway. Say: "of fuck this!" to your friend and then crash anoher party you were invited to on facbook by someone youre friends with when youre both drunk. Repeat the whole thing at the new party, only to realize the grass is never greener. Go back to the old one, walk up to your friends crush and tell him your friend is really in to him and asks if its mutual..in other words, destroy your friends chances of ever getting together with him..be afterwise the next day, have regrets. Tell your friend "there are more fish in the sea" and then foget all about it.
Wake up late, eat a can of pineapple. Take your laptop and a girlfriend to bed. Laugh at the sweetest girl in the world when she´s trying to speak english properly.
get up, shower, wash your hair, shave your armpits and get ready for the next one..and I'm not refring to the next exam you have on tuesday...you can engage yourself with that...Tomorrow.
Have a sofisticated lunch in Mc Donalds consisting of a chicken burger and a muffin. And concerning the evening..recipe is simple..
Just intoxinate yourself with all the substances you can find..on the top shelf in your kitchen, and in the disounted bevereages section in Netto. Drink it while youre turning up the volume of your stereo to maxiumum let the speakers shout out nostalic 80' s music, paint your lips red. Try on three different pair of jeans and choose the ones where theat"ive gained so much weight while beeing here- fat" is well hidden . Just be as noisy as you can, without concern for the babytwin-family that lives above (time to revenge those bouncing balls on sunday morning) and why should you care about the neighbours?? (the bleached lawkeeper next door) fuck it all, youre leaving here within a week! Set as a goal to get as drunk as possible wiytout puking or falling asleep, and tell yorself that youre doing it because youre a clever business student who got a high mark on her exam, yes justify your actions.
Then, go to a closed christmas party and chainsmoke Marlboro Lights even tho you quit four months ago, rise your shotglass when the crowd does, drink it all at once, and dont make a face... Dance on the living room floor, try not to knock down anything of value in your hosts house...dont care, take a sip of that "black drink" being passed around, and then let everything someone says be interpreted as the answer to the questions of the universe. Choose one person who best represents god, and let everythinh that comes out of his mouth be true. Drink some more, talk about everything and nothing, pose in more pictures than is good for you, because you end up looking like an overweight sweaty thing in most of them anyway. Say: "of fuck this!" to your friend and then crash anoher party you were invited to on facbook by someone youre friends with when youre both drunk. Repeat the whole thing at the new party, only to realize the grass is never greener. Go back to the old one, walk up to your friends crush and tell him your friend is really in to him and asks if its mutual..in other words, destroy your friends chances of ever getting together with him..be afterwise the next day, have regrets. Tell your friend "there are more fish in the sea" and then foget all about it.
Wake up late, eat a can of pineapple. Take your laptop and a girlfriend to bed. Laugh at the sweetest girl in the world when she´s trying to speak english properly.
get up, shower, wash your hair, shave your armpits and get ready for the next one..and I'm not refring to the next exam you have on tuesday...you can engage yourself with that...Tomorrow.
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