Superficial outburst!
(Trying to get the point through without cursing...)I am so fed up with facebook and have been thinking of closing down my account But just as I am about to..it happens..another looong lost friend pops up from nowhere making me all nostalgic and all"oh we have to meeeet". So I am back on again..
What mostly annoys me are you people always sending me causes invitations. Breastcancer, uteruscaner, prostatacancer, pussycancer, dickcancer, eat my shit cancer, lungcancer (owell not that we dont feel sorry for smokers do we..) please stop that, Im just ignoring them anyway..and if we were friends before..don¨t count on us being so for much longer. And who cares what makeup is tested on what dog breed, be it a basset or a german shepherd..my Dior lashes dont come for free as you know. So obviously you have no idea what a cold heaerted viscious person I am who will never ever accept a cause invitation I am not planning on donating any money too. Maybe I wanna show the world how many causes I have joined to show everybody what a good and caring person I am. Well i'm no, I am selfish, stingy egoistic and bitchy. So now you know. And I was going to close down my account today..but then somebodys birthday came up..and thanks to facebook i could give him a call, in the name of facebookhonesty though, cause noone beleives that you remember peoples bithdays aymore . So thank god for facebook, how else would I keep track of birthdays?
I think Its with facebook as with Second life (which i had to try after overhearing abouts its weirdness in a conversation the other day)..you have to get out before it gets to you. In second life I stepped in with the preassumption I would only check it out nce or twice to prooove millions of users wrong..i logged on the first time holding the hand of my Denmarks mentor(I dont want to call him internetbuddy). He was curious too so we decided to create our alter egos together. AFter the first hour it tokk me to alter my characteristics ( I accidently wore a baldywig) and get my loong red hair back , i ran out of fun places to visit, I never learned how to control the walking (better at flying and teleporting though) and I was wearing boring clothes when all the chicks around me were dressed as Tinkerbell or Victoria Beckham.
Wasnt hard for me to get out then..I got out,,and I logge don once more afte tha, Just caus eI was wondering what it would be like to go to anightclub in the virtual life...so i basked for some cool dancing outfits from a fellow second life player..hooked up with a girl ..a newbie like me,,,and rode her off to a hot club somewhere on a pacific sea island.
Just like in real life, the nightclubs in second life are filled with slimebags and jerks thinking they can touch your ass legitimately because youre shaking it! Been here done that and I was outta there. Second Life is now not even in my registry thats how well I erased my second life from my real life :)
I wish it had been like that with Facebook, a first and second time disapointment. Unfortunatley that was no the case and I am doome dto clicking "home" every ten minutes to see who did what to whom. Facebook facebook, I found you, looking at the photos of friends, readiing about my future, taking a geography lesson, answering yes or no to questions like "have you ever put on a condom with your mouth" on the "bad girl" quiz...hating it but doing it...
Its waiting for me to click one last time before goodnight.
What mostly annoys me are you people always sending me causes invitations. Breastcancer, uteruscaner, prostatacancer, pussycancer, dickcancer, eat my shit cancer, lungcancer (owell not that we dont feel sorry for smokers do we..) please stop that, Im just ignoring them anyway..and if we were friends before..don¨t count on us being so for much longer. And who cares what makeup is tested on what dog breed, be it a basset or a german shepherd..my Dior lashes dont come for free as you know. So obviously you have no idea what a cold heaerted viscious person I am who will never ever accept a cause invitation I am not planning on donating any money too. Maybe I wanna show the world how many causes I have joined to show everybody what a good and caring person I am. Well i'm no, I am selfish, stingy egoistic and bitchy. So now you know. And I was going to close down my account today..but then somebodys birthday came up..and thanks to facebook i could give him a call, in the name of facebookhonesty though, cause noone beleives that you remember peoples bithdays aymore . So thank god for facebook, how else would I keep track of birthdays?
I think Its with facebook as with Second life (which i had to try after overhearing abouts its weirdness in a conversation the other day)..you have to get out before it gets to you. In second life I stepped in with the preassumption I would only check it out nce or twice to prooove millions of users wrong..i logged on the first time holding the hand of my Denmarks mentor(I dont want to call him internetbuddy). He was curious too so we decided to create our alter egos together. AFter the first hour it tokk me to alter my characteristics ( I accidently wore a baldywig) and get my loong red hair back , i ran out of fun places to visit, I never learned how to control the walking (better at flying and teleporting though) and I was wearing boring clothes when all the chicks around me were dressed as Tinkerbell or Victoria Beckham.
Wasnt hard for me to get out then..I got out,,and I logge don once more afte tha, Just caus eI was wondering what it would be like to go to anightclub in the virtual life...so i basked for some cool dancing outfits from a fellow second life player..hooked up with a girl ..a newbie like me,,,and rode her off to a hot club somewhere on a pacific sea island.
Just like in real life, the nightclubs in second life are filled with slimebags and jerks thinking they can touch your ass legitimately because youre shaking it! Been here done that and I was outta there. Second Life is now not even in my registry thats how well I erased my second life from my real life :)
I wish it had been like that with Facebook, a first and second time disapointment. Unfortunatley that was no the case and I am doome dto clicking "home" every ten minutes to see who did what to whom. Facebook facebook, I found you, looking at the photos of friends, readiing about my future, taking a geography lesson, answering yes or no to questions like "have you ever put on a condom with your mouth" on the "bad girl" quiz...hating it but doing it...
Its waiting for me to click one last time before goodnight.
Oh and..Feel free to comment on my spelling..cause its not likley you will ever leave a comment on a post...unless your name is Clara Garcia Pando..hey Clara is that you making my profileview countings rise? How many times a day do you visit my blog anyway? ..ARe you stalking me? Youre freaking me out ...
ReplyDeleteSisteeer I liked that post very much! hehe Was really funny and honest, yes, we have to accept it, Facebook, msn and all their shity varieties are silly substituves of real life and even if we try, they wouldn't satisfy our frustation of life... But they are a funny pastime to poke in other people's life and create an image more or less believable and satisfactory of ourselfs.
ReplyDeleteIn conclusion, let's go out somewhere or just meet at the kitchen (or chiken) to have a coffee and laugh about what has happened us today...xD That's the real life.
And I don't know how your stadistics would be but today it's the first time I enter here.
Keep on writing, sweetie!!
I'm famous on this blog xDDD
ReplyDeleteoh so true Hanna...my experiance of facebook is that people add you to their friend's list but hardly anyone writes sayin anything making facebook kind of a medium for displaying how many people you know (and who they are indirectly). ultimatley the people you surround yourself with to some extent defines you, which does not neccisarely have to be a negative thing. anyway, I dont feel I have to join a cause just to declare to the world what my opionions are in diverse matters, thats nobodys business but mine. all communities open the way for judging and superficiality. and this is just one of many trends, this is what you "are supposed to do", kind of a norm in todays society. after numerous deactivating/activating my account I do believe that pure willpower will eventually prevail.
ReplyDelete.cheers.